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Saturday, August 05, 2006
want t know more about joost?
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The Mechanical Contrivium: Joost
Joost will always turn right when leaving a cave!
If you cut joost in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for joost, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
Joost is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
Neil Armstrong first stepped on joost with his left foot.
The Eskimos have over fifty words for joost!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be joost!
The international dialling code for joost is 672.
The porpoise is second to joost as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
Europe is the only continent that lacks joost.
and this is about ME!
The Mechanical Contrivium: GENN
GENN cannot swim.
GENN can't sweat.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by GENN fighting underground!
GENN can taste with her feet.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up GENN.
GENN is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and GENN has 7!
During severe windstorms, GENN may sway several feet to either side.
GENN is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at GENN
The Mechanical Contrivium: Genevieve
Genevieve' is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Genevieve' is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Genevieve'!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Genevieve'!
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Genevieve'.
Genevieve' will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
You can tell if Genevieve' has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
Banging your head against Genevieve' uses 150 calories an hour.
Genevieve' can turn her stomach inside out!
Genevieve' will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
-and this.
coz joost entered wrongly.
Czar Paul I banished Genevieve to Siberia for marching out of step!
Grapes explode if you put them inside Genevieve.
US gold coins used to say 'In Genevieve we trust'.
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Genevieve!
If you put a drop of liquor on Genevieve, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Genevieve.
Genevieve was the first Tsar of Russia!
If you chew gum while peeling Genevieve then it will stop you from crying.
About 100 people choke to death on Genevieve each year.
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Genevieve
now this is InT3R3sTi!nG.
GENN//
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